you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it
2) when you trip over your boobs and hurt yourself
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you
under the antonyms
